Posts by Drakasin

Quote from Jack Avenger

Jeez!

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this was great!, and i Agree, thier needs to be more! you should do number too, were all waiting now! than more people will understand englishes, that is now you're new sammys-zps task.

ps, i'm hilarious right?

gr8 b8 m8, i r8 8/8, let's d8, we'll masterb8

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nice spamwork drakasin

Just doing my dutiful job, boonana <3

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(Roll da musik pls)
Hello and welcome to the all-new sammys-zps exclusive guide Do You Even English, M8? FREE EDITION* with your host, the ineffably magnificent Drakasin!
“I’ve learned English, and so can you!” ~ The ineffably magnificent Drakasin

What you will learn in these lessons: [REDACTED] a lot of stuff

Learn2English in ten easy steps:
10. Read. This Fakkin’. Guide

Warning! This guide will not teach you / give you the following things: superpowers, intelligence, a sibling, German, how to operate doors.

Without further ado, the first lesson may begin.

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FIRST LESSON: “Spot the difference!”

In this most perilous journey we shall look at the most commonly mispelled (it’s actually “misspelled”. See? We’re already learning!) words in English. God knows it ain’t so fucking hard. Here are ten of them or something:

1. There / They’re / Their.

Oh God what the hell is going on in here, they sound and look so similar, I can’t get my brain around it, why do you torture me so m- “Shut up!”
Now. Calm down them titties of yours. Let me explain.
There - points out, refers to a place or an idea (there’s shit on my bed).
Their - ( / theirs) is a possessive for “they”, meaning “they” own something (Your ass is theirs).
They're - When two people really love each other ("they" and "are" - really cool guys), and they're horny, they make sex and a baby (their contraction) comes out. (they’re dumb).

2. You, you’re, your

Holy shit, it’s the same fucking thing!
You refers to you as a person (or as a boon).
You’re is a contraction of two words “You are” as in (You’re fired for failing basic English, boon!).
Your ("yours" in some cases (like "theirs"), but you’re better off with just “your” until you learn2s) is a possessive and means that something belongs to or is a part of the person (or thing or whatever the hell) you're talking to (Your inner boon is showing).
Still confused? Here are some examples for you:

3. Than / Then
Ok. This gets trickier now. You’re gonna have to fry that peanut brain of yours to process this horrendously hard difference. Just kidding, it’s all fucking easy.
Then – A transition or a point in time. Like, when you do something, after which you do something else. “First I was like – Learn to speak English, god dammit! But then I was like writing this stupid guide.”
Than – One of the many ways to do this magical thing called Comparison. “I am better at English than you.”

4. We’re / Were / Where
Do you see the pattern? Do you fucking see it? That’s right it’s similar to the problems before, except that they’re different. That’s why we take great care to spell them correctly. They mean different fucking things.
We’re – "We are" – “We are the champions, my friend! And we keep fighting correct grammar until the end!”
Were – past tense of “ARE”. “You were awful at English until you read this guide.”
Where – A place, you’re asking where something is. “Where the fuck is my shark skin?”

5. Two / Too / To
Two – It’s a number. What the hell is so difficult about this word? It's number fucking 2. “You’re number 2 and not number 1 because you can’t English, m8.”
Too – Means two things (c wat i dit their?): A meaning similar to “Also”, and a meaning similar to “excessive”. “I heard you’re confused with this word. I am too dumb to understand this word, too (also).”
To - When someone gives you points after you beg for them is a good example when "Someone gives something to you". It's like a transition, a motion! It also means a lot of different things. "To be awesome means to be hated by jelly Xerox"

Now, kids. The knowledge you're holding in your hands is also a great source of power. Use this power for the betterment of all and to troll boons. Don't forget to tune in the next lesson that will talk about something else I have yet to think of. Your great teacher, Drakasin, is out (to kick your asses in-game. Where you at?!)!

*(A note because: My English isn’t really all that good. I make mistakes all the time and there are a lot of areas I need to improve upon, but I know enough to help others get a little better. The posts are not meant to insult anyone, and are created to be fun to read (even though they aren't), thus helping you remember all the lessons I’ll be posting. Peace out.)

Siema. Kto pl?
Alright, time to get serious, because drawing animu gurls is srs busniss! All I heard is what they say: don't get "s", get "m" size at least otherwise you have a really expensive beer plate on your hands and all you're ever do with it is draw with your face once you get drunk from the beer on lamenting how stupid you were to buy a fucking "s" instead of an "m". Also, most of anything by Wacom (it's like the apple istone of mobile industry, except Wacom actually makes useful things), but do your research in comparisons online.
Kurwa.

Congrats guyz, you make me a proud shark.

Paypal sucks!
Ten reasons not to use paypal:
1. It's PayPal
2. It's PayPal takes away the Pal from the Pay
3. It's PayPal
4. It's no Pal when it's time to Pay
5. It's PayPal
6. It's PayPal
7. It's PalPay (where you have to Pay to your Pal)
8. It's PayPal
9. It's PayPal
10. PayPal isn't love, PayPal isn't life
11. Eleven because fuck PayPal

Where's my phone at?

Quote from Jack Avenger

Who cares ? Duuuuuuh!

You don't, Jack. But what about the children, Jack? Think of the children, Jack!
Won't somebody please think of the children?
Joux, do it for the children!

It says I have only 16 posts. That's unacceptable, I have way more than 16 posts. Please fix it, I want to enlarge my e-peen. Thanks.

Yarr, it be like one of 'em kickstarter booty rewards! Whate yarr idea!

I'll probably get banned for saying this and I don't care anymore! Shit's fucked up, yo.
Swear words ahead. If your little, poor, pure soul can't handle that shit, well... read on, you'll have to learn how to deal with these things once you grow the fuck up.

Let me start from the beginning. I don't mind that most members can't do !vban or !vkick anymore, including me. I don't care about such powers and tbh most members probably shouldn't have that power, as long as there's someone out there who can exercise them (the powers) for the betterment of the community. And guess what? There's not enough of such people. Sure, we got admins, sure, some are online most of the time to get stuff done, but guess what? Even they can't do shit. So, I was on eu2 the other day (abotu half an hour ago), and there were like six fucking members there, and some guy who was hacking. Now, none of the members couldn't do anything, and people were complaining, so I called up the first person that I see on my friend list - Buldy. He's an admin, right? Surely he could slap that kid the fuck out of there.

Guess what? WROOOONG! He was an admin, yet he had lower powers than a fucking member. Let me spell this out. Some members. Have higher powers. Than a fucking admin. Surely I don't have to say what's wrong with that. So, okay, Buldy calls up char, he's HIGHER lvl admin (EDIT: OH WAIT, CHAR ISN'T EVEN A FUCKING ADMIN!), surely he can permaban or at least ban for a long period of time. Guess what? That doesn't happen. All he can do is !vban for sixty minutes. Of course people talked shit about an admin banning a speedhacker for only sixty minutes. Normally such people are permabanned on the spot. How the hell was I supposed to explain that two admins couldn't do shit about that? Talk about representing the community!
So, there's obviously a problem here. Of course it's not the only problem. There's the bullshit rule that (while logical) doesn't work - when there's someone above you online, you can't do anything. That's... like, I get it. But when an admin joins and then goes AFK for a long period of time, especially a high ranking admin, and then there's someone doing shit... well, you can probably see what the problem is.

Look, I am not telling you to take the rights of members and leave it at that. I am not telling you to make more useless admins that can't even scratch the asses of wrongdoers. I am telling you (not even suggesting right now, this should be fucking obvious) that we need more admins that can actually do SOMETHING. For the love of God, I don't get the whole lvl 1 to 99 admin list that's, for the most part, useless. When a member gets an adminship, he should be one of the most trustworthy members of the whole community. I mean, there are some here that have been around for a long damn time, who I'd vouch for with my damn left hand, and they have even been promoted to admins, and still can't. do. jack. shit. I mean, if you don't trust these people enough, then why even make them fucking admins, so that they can get mocked by others when they try to exercise their powers and fail so damn much because of a unreasonable adminlist power leveling- Yes, there should be some distinctions, those with lesser power and those with higher power, but don't go to the extreme, and you know there's something wrong when an admin has lower rights than fucking members.

Seriously. What the fuck. I made this point a long time ago, and nothing got resolved. This is happening over, and over, and over again and nothing gets resolved. I love this community, there are great people here who have sacrificed a long portion of their time to make this community happen, but some decisions that have been made are way the fuck out there. I am not talking out of the field. I am talking about the fucking orbit.
Fucking hell son of a bitch ass, I am so mad right now that I am chewing on my monitor and banging my keyboard around.

Quote from Tabajara77

Thank you everyone!!! Really! :')

Yes, it's much harder make an excellent map for Contagion. Would take like 4 months or even more to make everything perfect in-game.

Ugh, wha-
First he asks if making maps for Contagion is easier than ZP:S, to which you reply yes (thus confirming that making maps for ZP:S is harder than making maps for Contagion), but then you rebuke that confirmation with saying that making a map for Contagion is harder than making a map for ZP:S... so, which one is it?

I heard someone say Prog Rock, so here's some for ya!

Czech ("cze", sometimes "cz" but since looking at the upper posted picture, I guess it's "cze")
Note: Czech is very similar to Slovak (we can understand each other
almost perfectly), so you can add this to "sk" too until someone does
true "sk" translation.

"\x04www.sammys-zps.com - \x01Zúčastni se komunity na našem fóru!"
"\x04Vítej na Sammys Balanced EXP Upgrades!"
"\x04Vítej na Sammys Fungrades!"
"\x01Donace tě nyní přidají na náš\x04 seznam potencionálních adminů."
"\x04Některé zombie jsou přátelské, jdi jednu obejmout!"
"\x04Donace \x01ti zvýší \x04získávání EXP!\x01, a udělí ti\x04rezervované místo na serverech Sammy!" //it would translate like this Donations will increase your EXP gain and grant you a reserved spot on the Sammy servers (I needed to add the last few words because of language differences/structure, but I hope it's okay)
"\x04Donace \x01ti zvýší \x04získávání EXP!\x01, a udělí ti\x04rezervované místo na serverech Sammy!" //the same here
"\x01Staň se členem Sammys-ZPS Komunity a ziskávej o \x0420%% \x01více EXP!"
"\x01Můžeš koupit písničku (jedno přehrání písničky pro celý server) s "\x04!buysong jméno\x01". Stojí to jenom 1 Token!" // had to add (one playing of the song for the entire server) because it would otherwise strongly indicate that you can buy a song like on iTunes etc.
"\x01Můžeš darovat tokeny s "\x04!gift jméno\x01""
"\x01Líbí se ti server? Přidej si nás na svůj seznam oblíbených serverů!"
"\x01Můžeš získat tokeny z RollTheDice. Napiš \x04rtd\x01 do chatu!"
"\x01Abys se stal [S-ZPS] Členem, registruj se a ucházej se o členství na \x04www.Sammys-ZPS.com!"
"\x01Donace nyní udělují další \x04Tokeny a Body (Points)!"
"\x01Můžeš darovat Body (Points) s "\x04!share jméno body\x01""
"\x01Můžeš použít Tokeny s "\x04!boost\x01""

Still waiting for the Shark skin (as in, in-game skin, not real life skin—just had to specify, because I know how people are).

Ya'll muthafackas need some metal music